SimProphet

Ever dreamed of being a prophet, traveling around the world and spreading the good word? Now is your chance. SimProphet assumes you've heard directly from some divinity and want to talk about it. Here's a basic Sumerian shepherd Ambar right there. This is a golden opportunity to hone you evangelistic skills. The guy wants to know everything about your God/Gods/Goddess/Being of Pure Energy and whatnot.

The best part is, you can talk to him in plain English. He's a bit thick but he tries hard.